Eagles vs. Vikings

/r/eagles Game Thread Analysis
September 19, 2022

Game Thread Summary

11278 total comments

187.967 comments per minute

6082 Positive comments

Most Positive
/u/dan_doe_9110.099999956786633

Most Prolific
/u/WeaponX757112 comments

1945 total authors

5.798 comments per author

5196 Negative comments

Most Negative
/u/redjonley-19.90000008791685

Most Emotional
/u/WeaponX75759.19999993592501

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Game Thread All Stars

MVP:

/u/Chrononah

36 Comments

31.099999852478504 Emotion

-9.200000032782555 Pos/Neg

When Hurts came to OU they released a hype vid of him squatting 600 pounds and I was so excited. Hurts was genuinely loved here in Norman.

Unfortunately I have a recovering alcoholic in my household so no alcohol. But Im enjoying a Barqs root beer with some vitamin pomegranate water and a small dash of Johnnie Walker that I have hidden

Guys I think I need to see a doc. Ive had an erection since the first quarter

Slay is sonning the absolute shit out JJ holy shit lmao

I dont think Gannons defense is bad. I think we need some better d linemen. I love Cox (pause) but we are getting no pressure with the front four and its allowing breaks in the coverage. Well see how Howie addresses this in the next few weeks

All-Thread 1st Team
/u/_JosiahBartlet Emotion: -0.20000000298023224Magnitude: 4.800000190734863

drunk and i wanna share my happiest football memory My mom never ever gave a fuck at all about football. She would cook a sit down dinner during the super bowl and get mad when we didnt wanna go eat it. She did not understand why we cared My dad gets really negative during sports games. It gets to me. We end up getting into it, going back and forth. During the eagles super bowl, shit got super super tense. I had to leave the room because I couldnt take arguing with my dad I go upstairs thinking my mom will be watching some Bravo show. Shes alone watching the super bowl because she knows what it means to me. I finish watching with her. Eventually my dad joined too. Shes since passed. Those moments watching this thing that she only cared about because I did more than anything mean the fucking world.Love you mom, miss you.

/u/singingmylife Emotion: -0.5000000000000Magnitude: 4.099999904632568

these refs are a fucking joke. that is not the spirit of the ineligible man downfield rule. The rule is to stop offenses from potentially confusing the defense on who is able to catch the ball downfield. If a center is running downfield a defender might try to cover them. stuff like that. Only the first call was correct. everything else has been utter bullshit.

/u/someenchantedeve Emotion: 0.6000000238418579Magnitude: 4.00000000000000

There's still an entire half ahead of us and I've been burnt too many times to really relax but...I am straight up having a good time right now. Jalen looks absolutely fantastic. Decisive, accurate, spreading the ball around...defense is doing a really good job containing some great playmakers. This team looks like a well-oiled machine. Everything crossed that they keep it up! TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER.

/u/SadOchocinco85 Emotion: 0.8999999761581421Magnitude: 3.9000000953674316

I love quez. I love jalen. I love the eagles. I love most of you.

F-Bombs Dropped*

*this accounts derivatives of "fuck", which includes "fuuuuuk" and "fook", as well as the phonetic "phuck", and also acronyms such as "wtf" and "gtfo". "Fuck dallas" counts double, as per tradition.

1348 fucks given

22.467 FPM

11.952% all comments


Ebbs and Fucks

Top Bomb Droppers

/u/redjonley gave 23 fucks.

/u/NewportStork gave 16 fucks.

/u/indig0sixalpha gave 16 fucks.

Most Accurate Bomb

/u/SplakyD I still fucking hate Troy Aikman.

Obligatory Bomb

/u/TheCodingNerd Goddamn these refs are strugglingObligatory fuck dallas

Most Community Focused Bomb

/u/sexarseshortage I met a dude in the fine wine and spirits earlier in a vikings hat. I told him I thought they had a pretty good chance based on their game against GB and our lions performance.Turns out I was fucking wrong and fuck that guy!!

Most Tears-In-My-Eyes Bomb

/u/Birdamus Howie is such a fucking pimp that when he made the biggest whiff in recent draft history (Reagor over Jefferson), it took him all of two years to say, guess what, I dont need either of those guys. You take mine. Im still gonna destroy you. I fucking love Howie.

Drank References

64 drink references

"beer" Most referenced

Most Confident Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/just_saiyan_bro Im gonna need more alcohol and the game hasnt even started yet

Most Generous Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/PronouncedShnayBlay Hello everybody! I am at the game right now. Section 204. I am standing beside the silent auction. Come say hi! I snuck in a fresh pack of gabagool and a ziplock full of homemade wine. I will share. Come by! I am wearing the blue eagles fitted and a foles SuperBowl jersey.

Most Generous and Angry Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/PronouncedShnayBlay **HELLO EVERYBODY!!! I AM AT THE GAME RIGHT NOW. SECTION 204. I AM STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY BY THE SILENT AUCTION. COME SAY HI. I WILL SHARE SOME FRESH FRESH FUCKING GABAGOOL I SNUCK IN. I ALSO WILL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY HOMEMADE WINE I SNUCK INTO THE GAME UNDER MY WAISTBAND!! COME SAY HI!! I AM WEARING THE BLUE EAGLES FITTED AND A FOLES SUPERBOWL JESERY. SECTION 204**

Most Intelligent Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/wangchung87 His rating is 178.6 according to my drunk math

Most Prepared Comment Score: -4.199999809265137

/u/FERGERDERGERSON Here we fucking go!I got my beer. I got my pizza. Im ready for a heart attack and got my advil to chew if I start flatlining. Im ready. I mean, not really, but Im as ready as Im gonna be.GO BIRDS!

Emotions

Positive


#1 Most Positive Comment Score: 0.8999999761581421

/u/Xrayvision718 Slay EASILY my favorite player on this team. Love this dude's energy forreal !!

#2 Most Positive Comment Score: 0.8999999761581421

/u/Weisbrah22 A beautiful drop by reagor, love to see it

#3 Most Positive Comment Score: 0.8999999761581421

/u/Bronson2017 Im in such a good mood watching this game I just caught myself laughing at one of Aikmans jokes.

Negative


#1 Most Negative Comment Score: -2.9000000953674316

/u/Domestic_AA_Battery I'm so tired of refs in our games. It's so absurd. Even the Slay DPI was missed if we're being honest. These refs are fucking trash.

#2 Most Negative Comment Score: -2.700000047683716

/u/CoolTrainerGordo Imagine having to work with a better version of yourself. Poor kid. I hope he has success. Just not against us.